> I've got a hangover that'd kill a goat.
It's better than waking with a hangover and vague memories of something to do with a goat...
> damn that thing looks like an AdMech mechadendrite!
I'm sorry, but until that comes with descriptors such as"strap on" and "battery operated" it will NOT receive the RGMW stamp of approval, mechadendrite or no!
> A plastic Terminator squad that costs $250? Don't be silly - when was
> the last time you heard of GW cutting their prices?
When the Queen didn't have a mustache....
they pre-deceased the Squats...
The bad news: Mo's gone to ground in a Maltese bunker.
The good news: It's between an accordion factory and a mime school.
I get confused on the whole Ordinatus/ Capitolus/ Leviathan thing. I think Ord was a Mechanicus beast? Capitolus was ... Ministorum?
Pretty sure the Leviathan was a construct of the Squa-
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[whisper] It's not just girls -
Myr's hair-maintenance is delaying pics of his Titan factory [/whisp]
> I got two women this weekend and I've got a third on the hook
> Fuck y'all, all y'all. I'm telling everyone.
Any of them good at painting miniatures?
> Digilasers have lascannon stats? seriously?
Haha. No, that would be silly!
It's Lascannon, Multimelta and Heavy Flamer ...
Oh, and JDWs also reroll failed to-Wounds in CC.
> It's not even wearing any pants.
All the more opportunities for conversion...
> It's not even wearing any pants.
So it's in the Dark Angel list as well then?
> Sphinxes can have wings,
Yeah I just saw one fly down the street on the way pick up his pizza and some twizzlers.
Honestly, is there actually someone on the staff of these games who genuinely believes the reason people haven't created battle walkers is technological rather than, say, because it's basically a really stupid idea militarily? It's a bit like suggesting that the wheel became obsolete with the invention of the battle ostrich.
Still, it's a good deal if you want to pay GBP 50 for a Steam Tank with the firepower output of a really angry crossbowman.
How can they expect to sell The Hobby at those rates?
It must be something in the water around Lenton. Lead?
Heh. That'd be ironic ...
> As to a digital WD: how do you read it in the toilet?
I'm having real trouble imagining Old Bear slipping off to the bog for a read.
Using the Auburn and Novi GWs as benchmarks, that's @1:1 scale!
Translation: "Veteran playtesters" = "The guys in the Studio play a lot of games". "Feedback" = "Wow, k3wl! Know what would be even more sooper-l33t? Twin-linked lascannons! On every finger!!!! Which they can use while flying a wolf!!!! Yeah, THEN people wouldn't laugh at Grots!@#!!!!"
At least we know why the Americans invest so much in Afghanistan - they may not have come close to achieving their objectives but hey, they've got a shitload of victory points - they've held Kabul for years!
> Yeah, do you know how hard it is to find male models to brainwash these
yes. yes, I do.
I meant to imply that the Bile's Ret figs were N****h-grade ugly.
Evidently, in Lenton, "enhanced" is synonymous with "hydrocephalic".
> > The Land Raider is perhaps the most iconic of all Imperial armoured
> > vehicles. Available for the first time in limited numbers at Games
> > Day UK, the Land Raider Proteusis priced at £80."
> But will it be able to carry a Dreadnought? And will the Imperial
> Guard have access to it?
> And where's my damn Squats?
Amateur. You put your Harlequins in that Land Raider.
> GenCon 2010 was my last hurrah apparently, I haven't touched a model
> since then...over a year now...and it's depressing not having the
> compunction to do what I've loved for ~20 years.
Send me all of your stuff. No? Damn... ummm.... Tell yourself "Everytime I paint a full unit, I can kill a prostitute."? That's not helping is it?
Women hate me: I'm currently trying to GAIN weight.
oh.. hang on...
Women hate me. On an entirely unrelated note: I'm currently trying to gain weight.
> Heh... I've often wondered what far future archaeologists are going to
> think up when they dig up our women and find the breast implants on top
> of their skellies.
"How can I get everyone else to go away so I can bang one out?"
> >fucking brilliant, I've always wanted a floating cutlery rack
Normally I can appreciate a really nice rack...
But that isn't.
> I wish I got paid to foul things up repeatedly.
Have you considered going into banking?